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See this bad boy? You’re damn right it’s a conversion funnel. This is the marketing diagram that web marketing folks live and die by. Basically showing the percentage decrease from each stage of brand interaction, the conversion funnel is an often-cited reference when talking about social media marketing, inbound link creation and SEO work.

My big problem with the conversion funnel is that although it’s correct, and all the online marketing experts that tell clients to blog, Twitter and use AdWords are right, it inspires companies to make terribly uninspired content.

Let me explain.

I am a firm believer in inbound marketing. It’s less obtrusive than mass marketing, and often can target an audience that is not only more receptive to your brand message, but one that is more likely to refer others to your product, as they found your brand via “word of mouth” marketing. It’s important to be present on Twitter, Yelp and on a company blog, to keep up a conversation with this target market and engage new customers. But what irks me is that this strategy to get new customers often results in lazy, uninteresting content — or worse, branding “white noise” that has little to do with connecting to these new interested users. Mortar Agency posted a great metaphor for that type of mindless social media posting.

My point is, needing these inbound tools is one thing, but actually posting interesting content is another. Writing is important, everyone. If you’re not willing to spend at least three days a week coming up with content that someone actually cares about, or in our case, some new rant, then a blog might not be the marketing tool for you. The same goes for a Facebook — find a way to engage, not to just sign someone up and sit idly. To treat these social media tools as marketing machines is to misunderstand the very purpose of using social networking — it should look nothing like junk mail. And, unfortunately, it often does.

Yes, these web outlets are sales tools, but if I see another “Top 5 Marketing Ideas” post, or another idle Facebook page requesting I be a “fan,” I might shoot myself in the face. Really.

ps – if you really want to break the mold, do like Miracle Whip, and add a bizarre networking tool to your Facebook application. Zing!

I don’t want to harp too much on the currently much-maligned Miracle Whip ad that has been on the blog twice already, but something about this video is eating at my brain. My girlfriend began playing devil’s advocate about whether or not the video was effective, and my mind opened up and entered a new world of post-ironic new web marketing.

Were Miracle Whip right all along???

I still want to say no — just because a video gets watched, doesn’t mean a campaign is successful. Miracle Whip, with these videos, are looking to attract a new audience using earnest value statements, and trying to connect their brand to ideas of individualism, rebellion and youthful exuberance. Recalling that Miracle Whip is a mayonnaise brand, this is a silly idea, as I’ve never thought about how my sandwich condiments reflect who I am as a person, with the exception of grilled onions — they show my creative side. Miracle Whip took a general marketing concept, attaching personal values to a product, and twisted it into the first 30-second spot to feature potato salad AND DIY Brooklyn rooftop parties.

But again, let me reiterate my crippling fear that Miracle Whip are actually totally right and because I’m posting about it on my blog, they have succeeded in a viral marketing coup, because I’m now their source of word-of-mouth online mayonnaise buzz. To be fair, is their bizarre “We Will Not Tone It Down” Obama-esque declaration for their mayonnaise brand any different than the surreal Absolut Vodka ads done by Zach Galifinakis and Tim and Eric? Yes, but no. I laughed out loud at both, and even though only one was funny on purpose (I think), I found myself sharing both with everyone I knew. Did I secretly not want to tone it down???

Perhaps the Miracle Whip campaign is truer to the spirit of raw “viral videos” like Keyboard Cat or other “accidental” viral videos — its sharability is spontaneous, unplanned and perhaps more authentic. So did Miracle Whip get me in on their marketing plan by accident? Is my self-proclaimed internet savvy no match for Miracle Whip’s brilliant advertising techniques?

I still say no — at the end of the day, the advertisement created by Miracle Whip doesn’t get me on board with the values they are trying to associate with their product, and that’s where their video fails. And although it has “virality,” this isn’t a viral video, it’s an advertisement, and advertisements are supposed to connect customers with a product. When I buy mayonnaise, no matter how many times I Twittered their ads, I’m probably still buying Best Foods.

And although I have now posted two rants about Miracle Whip’s new advertisements, I won’t be hunting for their tangy zip in my grocer’s mayonnaise sections.

Because I’d really prefer it if they toned it down.